**UPDATE 4/8/10 I just updated info, i'll be right back ** Thought I'd give this a shot. Craigslist went downhill fast, And I've always wondered about this site. [SIZE 6][B]HOPEFULLY[/B][/SIZE] it wont be a waste of time and money..... Anyhow, I'm J-C. I'm relatively young but not inexperienced in terms of life or sex. I'm into a lot of things, Music, Art, Cooking and Reading being at the top of the list. I've always been told that I'm an intellectual- but I never really thought I fit very well into that category... Maybe it's just my concept of what an "intellectual" actually is. I mean, Yes I suppose im pretty smart and I tend to talk about things that people generally don't understand, but there's also a really funny goofball side to me. [SIZE 6]-I can be a bit [COLOR blue]Intense[/COLOR] at times.[/SIZE] -I deal with stress [COLOR blue]very[/COLOR] well. -I dont care for [COLOR firebrick]pushy control freaks[/COLOR]. I don't meanm in bed, Just in general. -I don't watch a lot of TV, I work odd hours and there's never really anything good on... but that's not to say I dont tivo a couple things every week. -Bad hygene isn't just a turn off, It fucking freaks me out. -My friends say I might be "Too laid back", To which I say, "Meh, it's cool" lol -If people only get a certain number of insane/funny/wild experiences in their life, I'm probably going to die soon. -I work for sprint, I do Finance, Care, and Tech support... and I vehemently believe people should have to take an IQ test before buying a phone. No, seriously. Im not lol'ing at that one. -I have almost infinite patience, but I'm not a pushover. -If the things you've done in bed could make you a bad per, I think I'd be hitler. lol -MUSIC, I make it, I love it, and um, I probably care about it more than I care about eating, sleeping, and breathing combined. I've given up all three at some point or another for concerts. -Alex Grey is one of my many heros, and I would not be opposed to getting covered in tattoos of his art. -Tool, Kiss, SOAD, Mudvayne, A Perfect Circle, Tom Waits..... Some of my favs.

My Ideal Person Open, Bright, Pretty, intelligent and funny.
A sense of humor is a must. I don't come across well to overly serious people....
-I dont care if you're shallow when it comes to appearances, Just dont be dumb as a rock on top of it.
-If there's even a remote possibility of your ex (husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, soccer coach) showing up with a gun while we're hanging out, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! I've been shot at before. It's not fun.
-Please dont be supersensitive. I may be smart and classy most of the time, But I can also be pretty damn Crass.
- Like I said, BAD HYGENE FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT. I don't particularly care if its shaved or not, Just keep it clean. SRSLY.
-I like most shapes and sizes, But I do have limits in both directions...
Same goes for looks, Im not shallow.. But I have limits.
Other than those specifications, I'm open to just about anyone.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Tool, Sumblime, Slipknot, Kiss, Mudvayne, Infected Mushroom,

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Im down for just about anything.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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