If you want to be lied to, creeped on, get sent countless long messages from a one handed typist, then skip my page. I'm gonna be straight, all I can offer is to make you feel like a woman, a very sexy one at that. That's the skill. Massive slong, well I hold my own but it aint like King Kongs, it is a looker mind. I can make you laugh which is easy, the harder work is to make you scream. Luckily I'm a hard worker, after all if it's not memorable for both of us, what was the point, if I'm going to pursue you then it's my job to make sure you pursue me for round two.

My Ideal Person I love curvy juicy women, I need my hands to be entertained, plus my face and mouth. Women who know how to have fun and have sex, not interested in girls who only know how to be banged in two minutes, if we're meeting you will need good space in your diary. Also, no attention seekers (unless it is in a good bedroom way), no girls looking for payday, or just internet lunatics.